Catnip Corner: Phat Cat

As Valentine's Day quickly approaches, I can't help but reminisce about my "guilty pleasure" from last Summer.

He was magnetic. He became a staple in my thoughts when I was playing with my various “toys.” Whether I played with colorful feathers or explored dark nooks and crannies, that “Phat Cat” was always on my mind.

As time passed, I couldn’t help but notice all the other felines constantly surrounding him since he's known from being on numerous TV series, his lengthy music career, international tours and starring in movies directed by Hollywood's finest. He was an industry fellow so I kept him at paws length.

Even though I was well aware that most felines knew his name and face and wanted a chance to "pounce" him, that was a major turn off for this Kitty. Not that I didn’t find him extremely sexy and seducing…I just don’t like opened cans of tuna that everyone has had their paws in.

His persistence was admirable though, like tempting me with light scratching underneath my chin, gentle strokes down the nape of my neck and the definite gestures of “wooing.” I’m just not that type of Pussy and I don’t want nor will I ever be just another Pussy.

Since I like to keep my “purring” to a minimum, he’ll just end up as another alleycat trying to hear me “meow” and he’ll never feel my claws tickle down his back.

Sucks for him because it’s a hurt that feels sooooooooo good!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne