The Daily Knead: Big Booty B*tches!!!

This is what my random web searching puts in my lap:

This is the GREATEST song EVER!!! I swear if I heard this in the club, I wouldn't even blink because the beat is DOPE!!! Don't kid yourself, you know you would blast this in your car if there wasn't so much yelling by "Piano Man" and the "Pastor's son" LOL!

This is Kitty approved for a GOOD laugh!

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: XXXtina is BACK!!!

I came across Christina Aguilera's new video for her single, "Not Myself Tonight" and I've gotta give her PROPS because she looks AMAZING! Don't forget y'all, she's a M.I.L.F. now...these ain't the Mickey Mouse club days for her anymore!

This video is filled with lots of latex, whips, rhinestones, half-nakedness, stilettos, ball gags, sweat, models, hair pulling, S&M, dancing in the rain...you've just got to experience it for yourself:

After watching this and wiping the sweat from my brow, I was reminded of a favorite video of mine by Beyonce. Now I'm not saying Christina is copying B, but I do see some similarities in Beyonce's "Green Light" video:

And both styles of these talented women's videos originated with Madonna's "Human Nature" video:

I'm sure there were ones before my time so please excuse me for not giving them credit for paving the way for these artists!

Good look Christina! Lookin' like a hot mama indeed!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: NO MEANS NO!!!

Here's a little Kitty Fyne P.S.A. for all you desperate and crazy mofos who can't take NO for an answer and force yourself upon a woman:

ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO COME ACROSS THE WRONG SNATCH AND IT'S GONNA BITE YOU...LITERALLY!

Don't say I didn't warn you: CLICK HERE and learn some restraint!

Can o' Tuna: Smack My Bitch Up

The final three are about to duke it out on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2 as the finale quickly approaches on April 26, 2010.

I had to post this finale Sneak Peek because it's a flipping trip with their "acting!" Just watch:

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"How Hood?" HILARIOUS!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: Splish Splash

I've never experienced a tsunami before, so this footage I found scared the crapola out of me.

Can you imagine being in the middle of this?

Let's just hope everyone in these clips made it out with just a bit of swimmer's ear.

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: I'm on a Boat!

So I was surfing the web as usual and came across this site that posts random stuff and saw photos of this dope ass boat:

I wouldn't even own a house as big as this thing is. I would just sit on international waters and have "my people" bring my what I need by speedboat. I wouldn't have to worry about anything and I like the sound of that. Sign me up for a 100 year payment plan for one of these babies LOL!

If you want to see more photos, click HERE.

The Scratching Post: What's REALLY good in the "A?!"

Lance Gross will be in, "The Dirty" YET AGAIN, Saturday, April 24, 2010 hosting at the Geisha House. Dope venue for dinner, but I'm not too sure how the club scene works in there.

So is it just me or does it seem like Mr. Gross goes to Atlanta a LOT!

If you know what's up with the "A", you'll know why my heart just dropped and if you don't know what's up with the, "A" go and ask the ladies who reside there.

To make sure I wasn't trippin'...I had to dig up some of his past tweets. Yes it seems stalkerish, but I don't like making or giving an opinion of this nature without cold hard facts ESPECIALLY when it deals with this fine specimen.

So, the first time I knew Lance was in Atlanta, it was for "First Fridays" at the W Hotel. He would be there alongside Kenny Burns, Clinton Portis and Biz Markie on the ones and twos.

I got a hold of the video from the W and I must admit he was lookin' deelish, but after watching it again after all his "trips" it kinda makes me wonder...

First Friday Atlanta April 2010 Takes Over The W Midtown from Luther McElroy on Vimeo.

He was single in this video right? Where the girls at? I'm just saying...

Prior to hosting at the W, he posted that he will be, "directing a movie"...err...hosting at Vice in Atlanta.
Makes me wonder what kind of movie he had in mind to direct. The Mystery Van just pulled up and I think I see a feathered boa hanging out the the door...

And that's not all! Shortly after his hosting gig at the W, he was showing love to the "A" on his twitter page a couple of weeks after. Was he still there or did he go back? Hmm...

And finally he arrived fresh off the plan in Atlanta AGAIN, a couple of weeks later for this Saturday's event at the Geisha House. Is he from Atlanta? I thought he was from Oakland. Hmm...

But I'm not assuming anything...YET, just making an observation so I'm not surprised later (just in case). You know pussycats don't like to be startled. LOL!

I bet you do Lance...I bet you do...

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: COACHELLA '10

There were some GREAT performances I heard, but NONE compare to this:

Now THAT'S what I call ENTERTAINMENT! LOL!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Ciara's RIDE to Distruction!

Ciara premiered her new video, "Ride" featuring Ludacris. Now if you don't know, Ciara is an AMAZING dancer, but her moves in her new video reminds me of a Chippendale's stripper.

The song is basically about how she rides the pipe and how dudes dig it. I ain't mad at ya' Ciara, but I know you can do better:

So for whatever reason, I feel like R. Kelly could have wrote this song. I'm going to have to look that up. And another thing...what's the "trend" with bathing suits and fur coats in videos?! That's so 90's! Remember when Lil' Kim was doing that?


I'm just sayin'...

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Another moment of silence...

The bad news keeps coming today as Dorothy Height, a leading civil rights activist, died today at the age of 98.

Paving the way and blazing the trail alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and other civil right upholders, she will be forever remembered as a woman who stood up for equality and respect.

God has blessed us with this woman's strength and courage so I am sending my deepest condolences to the family of this phenomenal woman!

May you rest in peace!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

A Moment of Silence...

A sad day has come as we mourn the death of Hip Hop icon, Guru, from the legendary group Gangstarr.

Guru, 43, lost his tiring battle with cancer April 19, 2010. I would like to take a moment to send my condolences to the family of Guru, born Keith Elam, who was a staple at shaping the world of true Hip Hop.

Before his death, Guru released a letter to his fans via his press agency as follows:

"I, Guru, am writing this letter to my fans, friends and loved ones around the world. I have had a long battle with cancer and have succumbed to the disease. I have suffered with this illness for over a year. I have exhausted all medical options.

I have a non-profit organization called Each One Counts dedicated to carrying on my charitable work on behalf of abused and disadvantaged children from around the world and also to educate and research a cure for this terrible disease that took my life. I write this with tears in my eyes, not of sorrow but of joy for what a wonderful life I have enjoyed and how many great people I have had the pleasure of meeting.

My loyal best friend, partner and brother, Solar, has been at my side through it all and has been made my health proxy by myself on all matters relating to myself. He has been with me by my side on my many hospital stays, operations, doctors visits and stayed with me at my home and cared for me when I could not care for myself. Solar and his family is my family and I love them dearly and I expect my family, friends, and fans to respect that, regardless to anybody's feelings on the matter. It is my wish that counts. This being said I am survived by the love of my life, my sun KC, who I trust will be looked after by Solar and his family as their own. Any awards or tributes should be accepted, organized approved by Solar on behalf myself and my son until he is of age to except on his own.

I do not wish my ex-DJ to have anything to do with my name likeness, events tributes etc. connected in anyway to my situation including any use of my name or circumstance for any reason and I have instructed my lawyers to enforce this. I had nothing to do with him in life for over 7 years and want nothing to do with him in death. Solar has my life story and is well informed on my family situation, as well as the real reason for separating from my ex-DJ. As the sole founder of GangStarr, I am very proud of what GangStarr has meant to the music world and fans. I equally am proud of my Jazzmatazz series and as the father of Hip-Hop/Jazz. I am most proud of my leadership and pioneering efforts on Jazzmatazz 4 for reinvigorating the Hip-Hop/Jazz genre in a time when music quality has reached an all time low. Solar and I have toured in places that I have never been before with GangStarr or Jazzmatatazz and we gained a reputation for being the best on the planet at Hip-Hop/Jazz, as well as the biggest and most influential Hip-Hop/Jazz record with Jazzmatazz 4 of the decade to now. The work I have done with Solar represents a legacy far beyond its time. And we as a team were not afraid to push the envelope. To me this is what true artists do! As men of honor we stood tall in the face of small mindedness, greed, and ignorance. As we fought for music and integrity at the cost of not earning millions and for this I will always be happy and proud, and would like to thank the million fans who have seen us perform over the years from all over the world. The work I have done with Solar represents a legacy far beyond its time and is my most creative and experimental to date. I hope that our music will receive the attention it deserves as it is some of the best work I have done and represents some of the best years of my life."
(Letter courtesy of AllHipHop.com)

May God be with his loved ones during this difficult time and may the legacy of Hip Hop reign on.

May you rest in peace!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: Welcome to, "The Boondocks"

Season 2 of the Boondocks is coming May 2, 2010? Are you ready?

The Daily Knead: Call the Po' Po'

Carbon Motors is shopping its E7 police car prototype to law enforcement agencies.

It signed a deal to buy diesel engines from BMW according to AutoWeek via MSN.COM.

After "Frankensteining" and turbocharging these cars with the BMW X5 engines, the E7 is expected to launch in 2012.

For those who ignore speed limits (like myself) you might want to start beefing up your HP so you can at least out run this bad boy when it hits your local freeways.

At the same time, I wouldn't mind getting arrested just so I can be driven around in this. Sorry to say, it's pretty dope.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: I think NOT!

I would not put my puppies in these bad boys because they are ug-ga-lee!

Maybe my eye for fashion is starting to go south because I cannot SEE why these shoes were made. They have muppet fur trim and a Marie Antionette accent. Wait...are those boats?

I try to stay away from fashion trends on this blog (because fashion bloggers are PSYCHO), but I just HAD to say something about these shoes.

Ugh...put these back in the vault!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: A Spectacular Explanation

I guess Kiely heard y'all...and now she responds. Take a look:

Off subject...I must say, she is a VERY pretty girl!

That is all...

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Call me rude girl, GIRL can you take that off?!

Rhi Rhi...sorry Boo Boo, but you look like Boo Boo the Fool with that hot mess you have on. Take that off girl!

I know people love your new "style" even though you push the envelope clear off the table in some cases (please see: Up, Up and AWAY).

Now I DIG you...don't think I don't...not that you care or anything, but what did you expect when you put that on? I want to know how the conversation went between her and her stylist while putting this together.

Probably something like this:
Rhi Rhi: I need to be "edgy" (her favorite word) since it's still daylight . Whatchu' got for me?
Stylist: Pick one random thing from each rack and watch me work my magic!
Rhi Rhi: Oooh flower print! Ey! Oooh leopard print! Ey! Ey! Is that fringe?! Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!
Stylist: Giiiiiiiiirl...you are looking FIERCE! I feel like something is missing though...
Rhi Rhi: Should I carry an umbrella ella ella ella ey?

LOL! Cheap shot I know, but I'm just calling it like I see it. If she or ANYBOY in the public eye is out and about looking like a "fashionable" old woman who works in her yard all day...don't get mad at me because I'm merely calling a spade a spade.

And no, I don't know who she is wearing, nor do I care...if you like it, look it up ya' damn self! And if I catch you out in the streets looking like this, I'm putting you on blast too! Just make sure your legs look as good as Rihanna's though!

XoXo,
~Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Disney gone WILD!

Miss Kiely who originated from the group 3LW, then moved on to The Cheetah Girls, then ended up as well...you be the judge:

I don't know what to make of her new song or video. I don't hate it. I don't love it. Her singing is well...bad, but so are half of the so-called "singers" out right now.

I guess she has proven the undeniable fact of if you lack talent, but have a cute face and a nice body, you too can have a solo career.

I mean...her old band members aren't any better...did you see Adrienne Bailon's (whose a Scorpio mind you) nudey pics a few years back which were leaked around the same time they announced to In Touch Weekly that they were breaking up as the Cheetah Girls and pursuing solo careers (I think I just saw the Mystery Van pull up)?
Or the O.G. 3LW member, Naturi Naughton, who went BUCK WILD in "Notorious" but, hey, they're grown.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: The Graduation of a Groupie!

I would like to congratulate a former “friend” of mine that has officially graduated and received her PhD in, "Groupie Fundamentals."

Not only has she gotten an up and coming singer/ songwriter/ producer by the balls (i.e. the wallet) who's been featured on MAJOR artists records and SIGNED to a MAJOR recording label, but she just dropped her 1^st child (officially naming her, “Baby Momma #2”) and has been relieved of all duties (i.e. “lifting a finger.”)

I would like to say on record, that this chick is SMART and deserves her PhD in, "Groupie Fundamentals." She studied very long and walked down the graduation floor when her little tyke was born.

Isn’t that lovely? And all she had to do was sacrifice a “friendship” in order to accomplish her dream of becoming a stay at home mom and leaving behind her aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce…or was it Christina Aguilera…or was it Leona Lewis? Which she wasn’t even CLOSE to being in the first place.

Well...whatever the case…CONGRATS on the little miracle you’ve got there Honey! Hope your cellulite hasn’t become more of an issue than it already was and let's pray your little boyfriend doesn't leave you once he REALLY makes it big.

CONGRATULATIONS...

Hoe!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: Sex And the City 2

I am ECSTATIC for the new, "Sex and the City 2" movie hitting theaters May 27, 2010!

If you know the stories, the shopping, the shoes and the MEN you know part two will be just as good as the series and the first movie. And if it doesn't satisfy, I'm sure being "tickled pink" on Cosmos before you enter the movie theater will help numb the pain!

I don't know about you gals (and guys), but I plan to be LOADED watching this film. Not only will I have a few cocktails with my girlfriends before entering the movie theater, but the Arclight in Hollywood has a full bar that I will be patronizing prior to sitting in my chosen seat to rest my feet adorned with my beige Gucci mules. Yes...I will be going ALL OUT!

If you have been living under a rock and haven't seen the previews for Sex and the City 2, then take a gander at the fabulousness of this feature:

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: The Young and the Helpless

Lance and Eva no more?!

According to Essence.com and "Sir Lancelot's" twitter page 'tis true.

Publicity stunt? Perhaps, since Lance's new movie, "Our Family Wedding" is out so you can never tell with these "Hollywood" couples.

They probably will get back together...you know Scorpios ("Eva the Diva") are possessive and I'm sure the next chick won't want to deal with THAT type of baggage...except me. I can handle ALL that Lancey boo only because you look like THIS:
So if you want to be treated like a King, come scratch on my door and I promise I won't scratch back...unless you're into that! >;) Meow!

I hope you weren't expecting me to say something like, "Oh poor Eva..." or "They were so cute together..." Eff that...I'm not like the rest of these folks out here. LET A GIRL DREAM DAMN IT!!!

XoXo,
~Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: PAGE BY PAGE!!!

Oooh weeeeee! So this upcoming episode of RuPaul's Drag Race will be giving MAJOR paper cuts from all the reading that's about to jump off!

I'm going to have my popcorn close by for this one! Check it out:

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I LOVE me some Jujubee! You lucky you got a boyfriend...and I'm a girl...and you live in Boston...and...well...you get Kitty's drift! LOL!

Final episode airing April 26, 2010 on Logo. Don't miss it!!!

XoXo,
~Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Million Dollar Knock-Off

The Baddest/ Diamond Princess/ Million Dollar Chick aka Trina has debuted the music video for her single, "Million Dollar Girl" featuring Keri Hilson and Diddy.

I've never been a Trina "fan." I don't own any of her albums. I think the last song I liked with her was, "Nann Ni**a" by Trick Daddy back in '98. Don't remember the song...let me remind you:

Trick Daddy & Trina - Nann Nigga
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She was the same ol' Trina then as she is now and I think that's why I never became a fan. It's not like I hate her or anything, but I'm more of a fan of Female MC's like Da Brat, Rah Digga, Eve...you know...chicks that don't limit themselves to rapping about being bought, shopping and spending money and all that. I miss REAL female MC's because the chicks out now are not the business.

Oh yeah...I'm supposed to be talking about this Trina's video...my bad...here it is:

So uhhhh...did anyone ELSE peep this?

Hmm...

Double Hmm...I'm just sayin'...

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Up, up and away!

That was my first thought when I saw Miss Rihanna in this number at the 2010 Echo Awards in Berlin.

I saw these pictures earlier today, but did not save them so I had to search.

Let's just say googling, "Rihanna green jumpsuit" did NOT give me these images until I searched, "Rihanna flying squirrel."

I'm not going to disagree with everyone saying her outfit looks like a flying squirrel jumpsuit, but I give her props for giving it a shot.

Take away the space age shoulder pads, add a hot belt and unhinge those damn mud flaps and she might have gotten a lot more good fashion press for this.

I understand she wants to stay "edgy" and "different" so she can stand out, but sometimes these celebrities just need to tell their stylists, "NO! I'm NOT wearing that!" In this case, it may have helped if Rihanna said, "Give me a belt and some scissors."

Now before anyone calls me a hater (like I care anyway), I think the color is AMAZING on her. She also looks absolutely flawless! And that body? To die for!

But riddle me this Pussycats: Why does Rihanna look mad at the world? Is her attitude reflecting the outfit she is wearing?

"Angry Space Queen" or "Adventures of the Evil Green Flying Squirrel?" Maybe she wants to eat your brains or steal your young...or at least eat all your salted nuts. LOL!

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: Busted Barbies

Ladies...just STOP! Seriously.

I'm not up on Nicki Minaj (though she looks a lil' "off"), never "listened" to any of her songs, but I know she is the mastermind behind every chick in every hood in the South calling themselves, "Barbies" and "5-Star Chicks." Whether they have a full set of teeth or not...it doesn't matter. In their mind, they ARE "barbies" *cough*

So I went on a mission to see WHO considered themselves the aforementioned "titles" by doing a general image search on Google. You would be amazed at some of the photos I came across so that's why I'm going to share them with you!

If you have to wear it on a shirt...

Tattoo it on your chest...

Or sprawl your country bumpkin ass over your kitchen counter...

Then you my dear, are NOT a "Barbie" or a "5-Star Chick!" Sorry to break it to you, but if you have never been called a "Barbie" or a "5-Star Chick" by someone OTHER than yourself or a family member, then GAME OVER!

And why would you want someone to call you a "5-Star Chick" anyway? I mean really...is that a compliment in the real world?

"Whaddup boo! You lookin' like a 5-Star Chick over thur. Lemme holla at you shawty!" GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE!!!

I'm all for "self esteem" but don't be delusional. Be realistic. Everyone doesn't look like the girls in the magazines and that's ok! Just be YOU for crying out loud!

Oh and me? Do I look like a Barbie Doll or am I just a hater? My last name ain't "Fyne" for nothin' Boo! ;)

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: RuPaul on Mo'Nique

I was just saying to myself, when is Mo'Nique going to have relevant guest on her show? Then I saw this (because as you know, I love me some Ru):

Good job on THIS one Mo'Nique!

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: WHORE BAGS

I've been very sick and away from my blog, but in my ill state I needed to post some SICK shit that I've been wanting to write about.

So you see my title right? It should be NO SURPRISE that I'm talking about Miss Alicia Keys and Miss Gabrielle Union.

These bitches need, "Whore of the Year" awards. Even though this news isn't fresh off the presses, I can't keep from chiming in with my two cents.

Now, Miss Union's slutty ways doesn't surprise me one bit! Scorpio women are the nastiest broads on the planet. Now, Miss Keys, I expected more of you, but you had us ALL fooled. Looks sure can be deceiving!

I mean c'mon! Married men? Really? You chicks couldn't find men of your own? All that money y'all chicks have could have bought you a single man to get with. I SINCERELY hope God Himself comes down and smacks you across your cum glazed faces!

You broads have NO CLASS and NO CONFIDENCE and your insecurities have been shown to the WORLD! I hope you slut bags are proud of yourselves to now and forever be known as HOME-WRECKING, OPEN LEGGED TRAMPS!

Even with my runny nose, headache, slight fever, aches and pains you bitches MAKE ME SICK! I can't wait to see your careers flop and when they do, I hope the ex-wives of those "men" are standing over you and spitting in your faces!

Enjoy it while you can "ladies" because the shit WON'T last! *shakes voodoo beads*

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: HOT DAMN J. Hud!!!

I personally love curves in Hollywood, but Jennifer Hudson was blessed to land playing Winnie Mandela for the upcoming film, "Winnie" and shed 56 pounds for the role!

So what's her secret? Consistence and sticking to her workout regimen.

So there's hope out there for you couch potatoes who want to lose some of your fluff; Get off your butts and sweat a little!

J. Hud has also been working with celebrity trainer Harvey Pasternak who helped her reach her goal.

Even though us "common folk" can't afford celebrity trainers...dvds and gym memberships will suffice for a fraction of the cost LOL!

And if you work hard enough...you can eventually look like J. Hud after her transformation (no lypo required) when she appeared at the Grammy's this year!

Congratulations to Miss Hudson for landing the role, your beautiful child and your career!

All the best to you!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: Heidi Montag: Pieces of Plastic

During my usual random web browsing, I came across a "filler" story on "WONDERWALL" via MSN.com. From perusing between, "Top 10 Couples Reunions of our Dreams", to finding out which zodiac sign Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were (out of curiosity), and eventually landing on "Plastic Surgeries of the Stars" I got more than my fair share of "celebrity" gossip.

In that plastic surgery article, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the "New and Improved" Heidi Montag (you know...that chick from, "The Hills"...you know...that show on MTV...you know...that show about spoiled kids...). I have NEVER watched, "The Hills" EVER, but I know Heidi's face from all the media attention she's gotten in the past. Why so much media? I'm not really sure since she's not really famous for anything, but the fact is, I knew what she looked like BEFORE.

So imagine my surprise after seeing this before and after photo of Heidi...
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! I know scalpels, suction tubes, silicon, stitches and shaving of bone can do wonders, but Good Lord! She looks NOTHING like she used to (Photo on the right age 19. Photo on the left age 23. FYI: This is the SAME person!) I was then reminded of that show, "The Swan" that used to come on TV...

Further research put this interview of Heidi onto my lap...

The pressures of Hollywood ain't NO JOKE!!! I know you might be told to lose a little or a lotta weight, fix your grill and change your hairstyle, but to undergo 10 plastic surgery procedures all one sitting? That's just CRAZY!!!

And I don't blame Heidi for going under the knife. I blame all those people telling her she wasn't good enough, pretty enough and/or sexy enough for Hollywood! I also blame those closest to her for not supporting her and telling her she didn't have to listen to those people and she was perfect the way she is...er...was.

It's those SAME people in Hollywood who told her she wasn't pretty enough that are NOW saying she went overboard! So Heidi...I send my sympathy to you for being put in such a position and having such low self esteem that changing your face and body was the only way you could look at yourself in the mirror. It's sad, but if you are genuinely happy about the way you look then that's ALL that matters. Old Heidi or new Heidi you're still beautiful!

On that note...Hollywood...GO SUCK ON A SCALPEL and I hope you choke!

More photos of, "Heidi Barbie" can be found here via TMZ: http://tinyurl.com/yz55eg3

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: We Are The What?

So I just saw the 2010 "We are the World" remake for the victims of the Haitian earthquakes that hit which featured many artists such as Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blidge, Janet Jackson, Jamie Foxx, Wyclef, Adam Levine, Pink, Usher, Celine Dione, Fergie, Gladys Knight, Toni Braxton, Will.i.am., Kanye West, Tyrese, Keri Hilson, LL Cool J, Robin Thicke, Faith Evans and countless others.

This video also included a Lil' Wayne, T-Pain and Akon (complete with auto-tune *cough*) and an A-Town like "A!" chant with a VERY "appropriate" (sarcasm alert) rap done by LL Cool J, Will.i.am. Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg and Swizz Beats.

Though I am NOT a fan of this remake (NOTHING beats the original), it is for a good cause so please if you can, donate and help those who need it most:

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Dallas...we've got a problem!

Callin' all groupies! Callin' all groupies! Dallas is about to be oozing with all types of women for All Star Weekend.

With all the parties that are going on featuring NBA's finest with rappers and actors in tow, there's BOUND to be some scandals going down! One of which where Lance Gross, Shaq, Nelly and Boris Kodjoe "hosting" alongside Rosa Acosta.

Last time I seen Boris, he was arm in arm with TWO "pieces" at the B.E.T. Awards party up in the hills awhile back. And Lance with his "Rumors are just rumors" mentality about the latest Miami situation between him and Eva Superbowl weekend (I wonder if Eva bought an early ticket back "just in case"). A separated/ divorced Shaquille O'Neal and Nelly who may or may not still be with Ashanti...this sounds like a recipe for a potential orgy and all the groupies are invited.

I'm sure they all will be on their BEST behavior... *cough*

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: Phat Cat

As Valentine's Day quickly approaches, I can't help but reminisce about my "guilty pleasure" from last Summer.

He was magnetic. He became a staple in my thoughts when I was playing with my various “toys.” Whether I played with colorful feathers or explored dark nooks and crannies, that “Phat Cat” was always on my mind.

As time passed, I couldn’t help but notice all the other felines constantly surrounding him since he's known from being on numerous TV series, his lengthy music career, international tours and starring in movies directed by Hollywood's finest. He was an industry fellow so I kept him at paws length.

Even though I was well aware that most felines knew his name and face and wanted a chance to "pounce" him, that was a major turn off for this Kitty. Not that I didn’t find him extremely sexy and seducing…I just don’t like opened cans of tuna that everyone has had their paws in.

His persistence was admirable though, like tempting me with light scratching underneath my chin, gentle strokes down the nape of my neck and the definite gestures of “wooing.” I’m just not that type of Pussy and I don’t want nor will I ever be just another Pussy.

Since I like to keep my “purring” to a minimum, he’ll just end up as another alleycat trying to hear me “meow” and he’ll never feel my claws tickle down his back.

Sucks for him because it’s a hurt that feels sooooooooo good!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: Ru Ru Ru

Before I get started with this post, I have to explain how I tag some of my entries.

The Good:
Catnip Corner
These are the things Kitty Fyne LOVES. Whether it be fashion, music, art, men, etc. If I LOVE it it will be filed under "Catnip Corner."

Can o' Tuna
These are the RAVES i.e. kudos for random things I find on the web. Since Kitty Fyne is a fan of Tuna, if it is filed under the aforementioned tag, I give it two paws up!

The Bad:
Kitty Litter
Self Explanatory. If it STINKS this is where you you find it!

Scratching Post
These things are like hearing fingernails against a chalk board to me. If it rubs me the wrong way, I'm ripping it to SHREDS!

Now...moving on.

A friend of mine put me on this video and I just HAD to post it! My Pussycats don't know how much I LOVE Rupaul so when I got a whiff of this video, I had to show some love.

It may not be hot off the presses, but it sure in hell gets my vote!

Get 'em Ru!!!


XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

A Moment of Silence...

I would like to send my condolences to the family of International fashion designer, Alexander McQueen, who passed away today in his London home.

Reports are saying his death was a suicide based on officials finding him hanging in his apartment.

Whatever the case may be, may God be with his loved ones during this difficult time.

May you rest in peace!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Rude Boy

Rihanna released a new video for her song, "Rude Boy." And before anyone calls me a hater, I actually DIG the SONG!

Now let's get to the VIDEO:

Off jump, I noticed some of her "dance moves" were very similar to another artist *cough Beyonce cough*, but hey...you can't help who choreographs your moves right?

As I continued to watch, I had to hold my tongue down because I swear all those flying colors, flashing images and quick shots almost gave me a seizure like when I watched Beyonce's "Video Phone" music video *cough*.

Upon further viewing...I SWEAR some of Rihanna's "Rude Boy" video is straight from Beyonce's, "Kitty Kat" mini video?

Don't believe me?
How about now?
Still not convinced?

No? Then you must be BLIND!

But don't think I'm "comparing" Miss Rhi Rhi to Beyonce. Oh no! I'm just stating the OBVIOUS, however, I actually enjoyed the vibrancy and "Rasta" feel of the video. Very fitting. She also looked great in her video so there...I'm not 100% hating "Rude Boy."

All in all, I see this video like a "little sister" admiring her "big sister" and looking up to her (just like some OTHER Rihanna videos).

Remember M.I.A.? Rhianna did when she made Rude Boy...


I even smell a bit of Solange in Rude Boy as well...*sniff sniff*


And on that note, I think I hit a bull's eye...courtesy of Rihanna of course.
LOL!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne