The Scratching Post: Busted Barbies

Ladies...just STOP! Seriously.

I'm not up on Nicki Minaj (though she looks a lil' "off"), never "listened" to any of her songs, but I know she is the mastermind behind every chick in every hood in the South calling themselves, "Barbies" and "5-Star Chicks." Whether they have a full set of teeth or not...it doesn't matter. In their mind, they ARE "barbies" *cough*

So I went on a mission to see WHO considered themselves the aforementioned "titles" by doing a general image search on Google. You would be amazed at some of the photos I came across so that's why I'm going to share them with you!

If you have to wear it on a shirt...

Tattoo it on your chest...

Or sprawl your country bumpkin ass over your kitchen counter...

Then you my dear, are NOT a "Barbie" or a "5-Star Chick!" Sorry to break it to you, but if you have never been called a "Barbie" or a "5-Star Chick" by someone OTHER than yourself or a family member, then GAME OVER!

And why would you want someone to call you a "5-Star Chick" anyway? I mean really...is that a compliment in the real world?

"Whaddup boo! You lookin' like a 5-Star Chick over thur. Lemme holla at you shawty!" GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE!!!

I'm all for "self esteem" but don't be delusional. Be realistic. Everyone doesn't look like the girls in the magazines and that's ok! Just be YOU for crying out loud!

Oh and me? Do I look like a Barbie Doll or am I just a hater? My last name ain't "Fyne" for nothin' Boo! ;)

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: RuPaul on Mo'Nique

I was just saying to myself, when is Mo'Nique going to have relevant guest on her show? Then I saw this (because as you know, I love me some Ru):

Good job on THIS one Mo'Nique!

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: WHORE BAGS

I've been very sick and away from my blog, but in my ill state I needed to post some SICK shit that I've been wanting to write about.

So you see my title right? It should be NO SURPRISE that I'm talking about Miss Alicia Keys and Miss Gabrielle Union.

These bitches need, "Whore of the Year" awards. Even though this news isn't fresh off the presses, I can't keep from chiming in with my two cents.

Now, Miss Union's slutty ways doesn't surprise me one bit! Scorpio women are the nastiest broads on the planet. Now, Miss Keys, I expected more of you, but you had us ALL fooled. Looks sure can be deceiving!

I mean c'mon! Married men? Really? You chicks couldn't find men of your own? All that money y'all chicks have could have bought you a single man to get with. I SINCERELY hope God Himself comes down and smacks you across your cum glazed faces!

You broads have NO CLASS and NO CONFIDENCE and your insecurities have been shown to the WORLD! I hope you slut bags are proud of yourselves to now and forever be known as HOME-WRECKING, OPEN LEGGED TRAMPS!

Even with my runny nose, headache, slight fever, aches and pains you bitches MAKE ME SICK! I can't wait to see your careers flop and when they do, I hope the ex-wives of those "men" are standing over you and spitting in your faces!

Enjoy it while you can "ladies" because the shit WON'T last! *shakes voodoo beads*

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: HOT DAMN J. Hud!!!

I personally love curves in Hollywood, but Jennifer Hudson was blessed to land playing Winnie Mandela for the upcoming film, "Winnie" and shed 56 pounds for the role!

So what's her secret? Consistence and sticking to her workout regimen.

So there's hope out there for you couch potatoes who want to lose some of your fluff; Get off your butts and sweat a little!

J. Hud has also been working with celebrity trainer Harvey Pasternak who helped her reach her goal.

Even though us "common folk" can't afford celebrity trainers...dvds and gym memberships will suffice for a fraction of the cost LOL!

And if you work hard enough...you can eventually look like J. Hud after her transformation (no lypo required) when she appeared at the Grammy's this year!

Congratulations to Miss Hudson for landing the role, your beautiful child and your career!

All the best to you!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: Heidi Montag: Pieces of Plastic

During my usual random web browsing, I came across a "filler" story on "WONDERWALL" via MSN.com. From perusing between, "Top 10 Couples Reunions of our Dreams", to finding out which zodiac sign Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were (out of curiosity), and eventually landing on "Plastic Surgeries of the Stars" I got more than my fair share of "celebrity" gossip.

In that plastic surgery article, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the "New and Improved" Heidi Montag (you know...that chick from, "The Hills"...you know...that show on MTV...you know...that show about spoiled kids...). I have NEVER watched, "The Hills" EVER, but I know Heidi's face from all the media attention she's gotten in the past. Why so much media? I'm not really sure since she's not really famous for anything, but the fact is, I knew what she looked like BEFORE.

So imagine my surprise after seeing this before and after photo of Heidi...
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! I know scalpels, suction tubes, silicon, stitches and shaving of bone can do wonders, but Good Lord! She looks NOTHING like she used to (Photo on the right age 19. Photo on the left age 23. FYI: This is the SAME person!) I was then reminded of that show, "The Swan" that used to come on TV...

Further research put this interview of Heidi onto my lap...

The pressures of Hollywood ain't NO JOKE!!! I know you might be told to lose a little or a lotta weight, fix your grill and change your hairstyle, but to undergo 10 plastic surgery procedures all one sitting? That's just CRAZY!!!

And I don't blame Heidi for going under the knife. I blame all those people telling her she wasn't good enough, pretty enough and/or sexy enough for Hollywood! I also blame those closest to her for not supporting her and telling her she didn't have to listen to those people and she was perfect the way she is...er...was.

It's those SAME people in Hollywood who told her she wasn't pretty enough that are NOW saying she went overboard! So Heidi...I send my sympathy to you for being put in such a position and having such low self esteem that changing your face and body was the only way you could look at yourself in the mirror. It's sad, but if you are genuinely happy about the way you look then that's ALL that matters. Old Heidi or new Heidi you're still beautiful!

On that note...Hollywood...GO SUCK ON A SCALPEL and I hope you choke!

More photos of, "Heidi Barbie" can be found here via TMZ: http://tinyurl.com/yz55eg3

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: We Are The What?

So I just saw the 2010 "We are the World" remake for the victims of the Haitian earthquakes that hit which featured many artists such as Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blidge, Janet Jackson, Jamie Foxx, Wyclef, Adam Levine, Pink, Usher, Celine Dione, Fergie, Gladys Knight, Toni Braxton, Will.i.am., Kanye West, Tyrese, Keri Hilson, LL Cool J, Robin Thicke, Faith Evans and countless others.

This video also included a Lil' Wayne, T-Pain and Akon (complete with auto-tune *cough*) and an A-Town like "A!" chant with a VERY "appropriate" (sarcasm alert) rap done by LL Cool J, Will.i.am. Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg and Swizz Beats.

Though I am NOT a fan of this remake (NOTHING beats the original), it is for a good cause so please if you can, donate and help those who need it most:

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Dallas...we've got a problem!

Callin' all groupies! Callin' all groupies! Dallas is about to be oozing with all types of women for All Star Weekend.

With all the parties that are going on featuring NBA's finest with rappers and actors in tow, there's BOUND to be some scandals going down! One of which where Lance Gross, Shaq, Nelly and Boris Kodjoe "hosting" alongside Rosa Acosta.

Last time I seen Boris, he was arm in arm with TWO "pieces" at the B.E.T. Awards party up in the hills awhile back. And Lance with his "Rumors are just rumors" mentality about the latest Miami situation between him and Eva Superbowl weekend (I wonder if Eva bought an early ticket back "just in case"). A separated/ divorced Shaquille O'Neal and Nelly who may or may not still be with Ashanti...this sounds like a recipe for a potential orgy and all the groupies are invited.

I'm sure they all will be on their BEST behavior... *cough*

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: Phat Cat

As Valentine's Day quickly approaches, I can't help but reminisce about my "guilty pleasure" from last Summer.

He was magnetic. He became a staple in my thoughts when I was playing with my various “toys.” Whether I played with colorful feathers or explored dark nooks and crannies, that “Phat Cat” was always on my mind.

As time passed, I couldn’t help but notice all the other felines constantly surrounding him since he's known from being on numerous TV series, his lengthy music career, international tours and starring in movies directed by Hollywood's finest. He was an industry fellow so I kept him at paws length.

Even though I was well aware that most felines knew his name and face and wanted a chance to "pounce" him, that was a major turn off for this Kitty. Not that I didn’t find him extremely sexy and seducing…I just don’t like opened cans of tuna that everyone has had their paws in.

His persistence was admirable though, like tempting me with light scratching underneath my chin, gentle strokes down the nape of my neck and the definite gestures of “wooing.” I’m just not that type of Pussy and I don’t want nor will I ever be just another Pussy.

Since I like to keep my “purring” to a minimum, he’ll just end up as another alleycat trying to hear me “meow” and he’ll never feel my claws tickle down his back.

Sucks for him because it’s a hurt that feels sooooooooo good!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: Ru Ru Ru

Before I get started with this post, I have to explain how I tag some of my entries.

The Good:
Catnip Corner
These are the things Kitty Fyne LOVES. Whether it be fashion, music, art, men, etc. If I LOVE it it will be filed under "Catnip Corner."

Can o' Tuna
These are the RAVES i.e. kudos for random things I find on the web. Since Kitty Fyne is a fan of Tuna, if it is filed under the aforementioned tag, I give it two paws up!

The Bad:
Kitty Litter
Self Explanatory. If it STINKS this is where you you find it!

Scratching Post
These things are like hearing fingernails against a chalk board to me. If it rubs me the wrong way, I'm ripping it to SHREDS!

Now...moving on.

A friend of mine put me on this video and I just HAD to post it! My Pussycats don't know how much I LOVE Rupaul so when I got a whiff of this video, I had to show some love.

It may not be hot off the presses, but it sure in hell gets my vote!

Get 'em Ru!!!


XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

A Moment of Silence...

I would like to send my condolences to the family of International fashion designer, Alexander McQueen, who passed away today in his London home.

Reports are saying his death was a suicide based on officials finding him hanging in his apartment.

Whatever the case may be, may God be with his loved ones during this difficult time.

May you rest in peace!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Rude Boy

Rihanna released a new video for her song, "Rude Boy." And before anyone calls me a hater, I actually DIG the SONG!

Now let's get to the VIDEO:

Off jump, I noticed some of her "dance moves" were very similar to another artist *cough Beyonce cough*, but hey...you can't help who choreographs your moves right?

As I continued to watch, I had to hold my tongue down because I swear all those flying colors, flashing images and quick shots almost gave me a seizure like when I watched Beyonce's "Video Phone" music video *cough*.

Upon further viewing...I SWEAR some of Rihanna's "Rude Boy" video is straight from Beyonce's, "Kitty Kat" mini video?

Don't believe me?
How about now?
Still not convinced?

No? Then you must be BLIND!

But don't think I'm "comparing" Miss Rhi Rhi to Beyonce. Oh no! I'm just stating the OBVIOUS, however, I actually enjoyed the vibrancy and "Rasta" feel of the video. Very fitting. She also looked great in her video so there...I'm not 100% hating "Rude Boy."

All in all, I see this video like a "little sister" admiring her "big sister" and looking up to her (just like some OTHER Rihanna videos).

Remember M.I.A.? Rhianna did when she made Rude Boy...


I even smell a bit of Solange in Rude Boy as well...*sniff sniff*


And on that note, I think I hit a bull's eye...courtesy of Rihanna of course.
LOL!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: John Mayer's C@ck...err...Penis

According to an interview with Playboy mag, John Mayer decides it's a "bright idea" to say, "My di@k is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fu@kin' David Duke c@ck. I'm going to start dating separately from my di@k" when asked, "Do black women throw themselves at you?"

In all due respect Johnny boy...you AIN'T that hot and last time I checked all coochie looks the same when the lights are out.

Guess you don't have to worry about ANY black women throwing themselves at you now huh?

Moron!

And for the record...I don't deny ANY color to take a twirl in my spin cycle. I may be picky with lovers, but I ain't picky with color!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Bad Girls Club Reunion (Sneak Peek)

Reality "stars" SUCK, but hey, everyone needs their time in the lime light right? And if eating bugs, losing weight, getting stupid drunk, having threesomes (or foursomes if that tickles your fancy), coming out the closet, jumping back in the closet, cussing out your housemates and/or fighting in the streets will get you that "fame" then hey...go for what you know!

That's why I am SUPER excited to see the reunion of Bad Girls Club Season 4! I wasn't up on BGC until this season, but I must say...judging by the preview of season 4's reunion...I'm glad I got hip to it now...

I LOVE Flo and I'm glad she got in Natalie's ass! There's nothing worse than a chick who "thinks" with her body and has nothing but a banana face to show for it. Oh wait, what I meant was...hell no...I meant that! LOL!!!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Scratching Post: Kiss Ass Bloggers

I'm new to the scene, but I have to chime in and say that I cannot STAND a Kiss Ass Blogger.

They treat these "celebs" like their shit don't stink! Be 100 folks! They are HUMAN just like YOU and I! STOP KISSING THEIR ASSES!!! It's SO fake!

I'm just super sensitive to fakeness and being new to the game, I have to stick to my roots so if you are looking for that fake mess, please go to the next froo froo celebrity gossip blog.

I'll ALWAYS say what I want ALL THE TIME whether it be bad, good or that weird gray area. Either way, I'm going to keep it 100! So if you come across something here on Meow Mixx about your favorite celebrity and don't like it, please remember that I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: The AMAZING Jordin Sparks

I have to say how much I LOVE Jordin Sparks!

I had the pleasure of meeting Miss Jordin a few months back at Steph Jones' birthday party at Castle Ivar and she is SUCH an amazing person!

So it should be no surprise that she is designing her own jewelry where 30% of the proceeds go to help the victims of Haiti.

If you haven't had the opportunity to donate, here's a chance for you to help and be fashionable at the same time.

Visit http://www.pennyroyalsilver.com to take a look at some of Jordin's creations and help those in Haiti.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: Sade is BACK!

There's going to be plenty of baby making once everyone cops Sade's newest album release, "Soldier of Love" that hit stores today.

Miss Sade, the multi-million album selling artist, has kept us from her soulful serenades since, "Lover's Rock" which was released in 2000.

If you haven't bought Sade's latest album, you need to get to the stores now then go home, light some candles and get your groove on.

Don't believe me, take a listen at her title track, "Soldier or Love" right now:


XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Shine Stealin'

Well Reggie...now you know what it's like to date someone who became famous for flaunting a bang session on video.

In layman's terms we call that an "attention whore."

Now I have a question...when did Kim become a "model?" Shouldn't that say "Amateur Porn Star?" Perhaps, "Star Fucker?"

Just something to think about.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: TOUCHDOWN!!!

First, I would like to say, Congratulations to the XLIV Superbowl Champs, the New Orleans Saints! Now that's outta the way, let's get down to the nitty gritty.

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian, America's most beloved couple (not really) were happy to celebrate Reggie's win together this past Superbowl Sunday.

And no one here at Meow Mixx is a fool to deny that Kim did not deny Reggie any "fun" after his big win.

In Kim's eyes: Champ=Chips and I'm SPECULATING that she hasn't taken her birth control for the past 30 days. You know she's already (secretly) jealous of Kourtney and Khole so now here's her chance to "one up" her sisters: Get pregnant by a Superbowl Bowl Champ.

Here's hoping the condoms didn't break Reggie (fingers crossed).

I mean look at her...she's holding on for dear life. Check out her death grip.
I'm sure she would be singing a different tune had he lost. Just a lil' something to think about.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Miami Heat!

Whose bright idea was it to have break up beef on Twitter? Eva Marcille and Lance Gross that's who!

Picture this...you're in Miami for Superbowl weekend and you're all booed up hanging at the hottest spots and then POW! You've been put on simmer for some scantily clad hussies.

Enter Eva Marcille and Lance Gross. ALLEGEDLY, "Mr. Dark Piece of Chocolate" himself got wrapped up in all the attention those Miami Mamis like to give and ALLEGEDLY took it to another level by leaving Miss Marcille on the sidelines like a broken down CRX.

You know how Cancer men roll...they LOVE attention from the opposite sex.

So what's a girl to do? Jump on a plane back to LaLa Land and leave Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome at the bidding of those dames. Who needs him right? Wrong!

Eva musta forgot how delicious her man was...especially after seeing this picture he took at the Superbowl game smiling like the Kool-Aid man.

You know what I see when I take a gander at this picture, "Ain't nobody thinkin' about yo' ass Eva!"

I'm just being honest and you know they say honesty is the best policy!

So at first glance of this photo, Miss Eva snapped back to her senses STAT!

Leave this chocolatey man to the she-wolves of the world? NO WAY! Smart move Eva...smart move!

I think Miss Eva's Scorpio pride made her bite her tongue and deny the rumors.

I mean c'mon. Who would want to admit they got played by a bunch of groupie chicks? I would have denied that incident too. I ain't no fool. And apparently, neither is Eva.

And hence the Twitter "break up" became the Twitter "make-up." (VOMIT)

So Miss Fyne would like to congratulate Eva and Lance on their make-up, but bets believe Eva, don't get caught slipping. This Kitty right here will do some damage to your man if you let him loose. Just keeping it 100 my dear 'cuz that's just what I do.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Carmen Ortega: Your NEW Real Estate Agent

Where were YOU at Mr. Bush while this chick was cruising through your crib like she owned the joint?

I'm going to keep it 100 and say, when you have an ALLEGED side piece at your crib, give 'em the boot when you're done so THIS doesn't happen...

So...whatcha gotta say about THIS Reggie?

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Can o' Tuna: The Race is On!

It's HERE!!! Vroom! Vroom!

That's right! Season Two of RuPaul's Drag Race has aired on LOGO and even though I don't have as much time to watch this uber fab show, here is what I gathered from the first episode.

So my favorites off jump are:
Tatianna
Jujubee
Tyra Sanchez
Sonique (Love her runway outfit! FIERCE)

My "maybe's" are:
Nicole Paige Brooks
Raven (Love the piercings and tats)
Mystique
Morgan (Just work on your walk Honey)

My "cut 'em loose" list:
Shangela (Kudos on the photo)
Jessica
Pandora Boxx
Sahara

At the end of the first episode, Shangela received the "Shashay Away" so my initial prediction was correct. I'm sure Shangela will emerge again in the near future, but you better WORK when you do!

So I'm sure my "likes" will turn into "hates" soon enough, but it's too soon to tell whose personality will rub me the wrong way *scratch scratch* Hopefully I'll be able to keep up!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Welcome Pussycats!!!

Kitty Fyne welcomes you to the launch of, "Meow Mixx." A scrumptious combination of, "Who?", "What?" and "Where?"

Here at, "Meow Mixx" you are sure to find a wide variety of news coverage, entertainment updates, personal blasts, rants and raves, trends and flops and much more!

So...what's in your dish?
Stay tuned Pussycats and find out!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne