Kitty Litter: Miami Heat!

Whose bright idea was it to have break up beef on Twitter? Eva Marcille and Lance Gross that's who!

Picture this...you're in Miami for Superbowl weekend and you're all booed up hanging at the hottest spots and then POW! You've been put on simmer for some scantily clad hussies.

Enter Eva Marcille and Lance Gross. ALLEGEDLY, "Mr. Dark Piece of Chocolate" himself got wrapped up in all the attention those Miami Mamis like to give and ALLEGEDLY took it to another level by leaving Miss Marcille on the sidelines like a broken down CRX.

You know how Cancer men roll...they LOVE attention from the opposite sex.

So what's a girl to do? Jump on a plane back to LaLa Land and leave Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome at the bidding of those dames. Who needs him right? Wrong!

Eva musta forgot how delicious her man was...especially after seeing this picture he took at the Superbowl game smiling like the Kool-Aid man.

You know what I see when I take a gander at this picture, "Ain't nobody thinkin' about yo' ass Eva!"

I'm just being honest and you know they say honesty is the best policy!

So at first glance of this photo, Miss Eva snapped back to her senses STAT!

Leave this chocolatey man to the she-wolves of the world? NO WAY! Smart move Eva...smart move!

I think Miss Eva's Scorpio pride made her bite her tongue and deny the rumors.

I mean c'mon. Who would want to admit they got played by a bunch of groupie chicks? I would have denied that incident too. I ain't no fool. And apparently, neither is Eva.

And hence the Twitter "break up" became the Twitter "make-up." (VOMIT)

So Miss Fyne would like to congratulate Eva and Lance on their make-up, but bets believe Eva, don't get caught slipping. This Kitty right here will do some damage to your man if you let him loose. Just keeping it 100 my dear 'cuz that's just what I do.

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne