The Scratching Post: Busted Barbies

Ladies...just STOP! Seriously.

I'm not up on Nicki Minaj (though she looks a lil' "off"), never "listened" to any of her songs, but I know she is the mastermind behind every chick in every hood in the South calling themselves, "Barbies" and "5-Star Chicks." Whether they have a full set of teeth or not...it doesn't matter. In their mind, they ARE "barbies" *cough*

So I went on a mission to see WHO considered themselves the aforementioned "titles" by doing a general image search on Google. You would be amazed at some of the photos I came across so that's why I'm going to share them with you!

If you have to wear it on a shirt...

Tattoo it on your chest...

Or sprawl your country bumpkin ass over your kitchen counter...

Then you my dear, are NOT a "Barbie" or a "5-Star Chick!" Sorry to break it to you, but if you have never been called a "Barbie" or a "5-Star Chick" by someone OTHER than yourself or a family member, then GAME OVER!

And why would you want someone to call you a "5-Star Chick" anyway? I mean really...is that a compliment in the real world?

"Whaddup boo! You lookin' like a 5-Star Chick over thur. Lemme holla at you shawty!" GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE!!!

I'm all for "self esteem" but don't be delusional. Be realistic. Everyone doesn't look like the girls in the magazines and that's ok! Just be YOU for crying out loud!

Oh and me? Do I look like a Barbie Doll or am I just a hater? My last name ain't "Fyne" for nothin' Boo! ;)

Xo,
Kitty Fyne