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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Kitty Litter: Call me rude girl, GIRL can you take that off?!

Rhi Rhi...sorry Boo Boo, but you look like Boo Boo the Fool with that hot mess you have on. Take that off girl!

I know people love your new "style" even though you push the envelope clear off the table in some cases (please see: Up, Up and AWAY).

Now I DIG you...don't think I don't...not that you care or anything, but what did you expect when you put that on? I want to know how the conversation went between her and her stylist while putting this together.

Probably something like this:
Rhi Rhi: I need to be "edgy" (her favorite word) since it's still daylight . Whatchu' got for me?
Stylist: Pick one random thing from each rack and watch me work my magic!
Rhi Rhi: Oooh flower print! Ey! Oooh leopard print! Ey! Ey! Is that fringe?! Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!
Stylist: Giiiiiiiiirl...you are looking FIERCE! I feel like something is missing though...
Rhi Rhi: Should I carry an umbrella ella ella ella ey?

LOL! Cheap shot I know, but I'm just calling it like I see it. If she or ANYBOY in the public eye is out and about looking like a "fashionable" old woman who works in her yard all day...don't get mad at me because I'm merely calling a spade a spade.

And no, I don't know who she is wearing, nor do I care...if you like it, look it up ya' damn self! And if I catch you out in the streets looking like this, I'm putting you on blast too! Just make sure your legs look as good as Rihanna's though!

XoXo,
~Kitty Fyne

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