I would like to congratulate a former “friend” of mine that has officially graduated and received her PhD in, "Groupie Fundamentals."
Not only has she gotten an up and coming singer/ songwriter/ producer by the balls (i.e. the wallet) who's been featured on MAJOR artists records and SIGNED to a MAJOR recording label, but she just dropped her 1st child (officially naming her, “Baby Momma #2”) and has been relieved of all duties (i.e. “lifting a finger.”)
I would like to say on record, that this chick is SMART and deserves her PhD in, "Groupie Fundamentals." She studied very long and walked down the graduation floor when her little tyke was born.
Isn’t that lovely? And all she had to do was sacrifice a “friendship” in order to accomplish her dream of becoming a stay at home mom and leaving behind her aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce…or was it Christina Aguilera…or was it Leona Lewis? Which she wasn’t even CLOSE to being in the first place.
Well...whatever the case…CONGRATS on the little miracle you’ve got there Honey! Hope your cellulite hasn’t become more of an issue than it already was and let's pray your little boyfriend doesn't leave you once he REALLY makes it big.
XoXo,
Kitty Fyne
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