The Daily Knead: Big Booty B*tches!!!

This is what my random web searching puts in my lap:

This is the GREATEST song EVER!!! I swear if I heard this in the club, I wouldn't even blink because the beat is DOPE!!! Don't kid yourself, you know you would blast this in your car if there wasn't so much yelling by "Piano Man" and the "Pastor's son" LOL!

This is Kitty approved for a GOOD laugh!

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

Catnip Corner: XXXtina is BACK!!!

I came across Christina Aguilera's new video for her single, "Not Myself Tonight" and I've gotta give her PROPS because she looks AMAZING! Don't forget y'all, she's a M.I.L.F. now...these ain't the Mickey Mouse club days for her anymore!

This video is filled with lots of latex, whips, rhinestones, half-nakedness, stilettos, ball gags, sweat, models, hair pulling, S&M, dancing in the rain...you've just got to experience it for yourself:

After watching this and wiping the sweat from my brow, I was reminded of a favorite video of mine by Beyonce. Now I'm not saying Christina is copying B, but I do see some similarities in Beyonce's "Green Light" video:

And both styles of these talented women's videos originated with Madonna's "Human Nature" video:

I'm sure there were ones before my time so please excuse me for not giving them credit for paving the way for these artists!

Good look Christina! Lookin' like a hot mama indeed!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: NO MEANS NO!!!

Here's a little Kitty Fyne P.S.A. for all you desperate and crazy mofos who can't take NO for an answer and force yourself upon a woman:

ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO COME ACROSS THE WRONG SNATCH AND IT'S GONNA BITE YOU...LITERALLY!

Don't say I didn't warn you: CLICK HERE and learn some restraint!

Can o' Tuna: Smack My Bitch Up

The final three are about to duke it out on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2 as the finale quickly approaches on April 26, 2010.

I had to post this finale Sneak Peek because it's a flipping trip with their "acting!" Just watch:

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"How Hood?" HILARIOUS!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: Splish Splash

I've never experienced a tsunami before, so this footage I found scared the crapola out of me.

Can you imagine being in the middle of this?

Let's just hope everyone in these clips made it out with just a bit of swimmer's ear.

Xo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: I'm on a Boat!

So I was surfing the web as usual and came across this site that posts random stuff and saw photos of this dope ass boat:

I wouldn't even own a house as big as this thing is. I would just sit on international waters and have "my people" bring my what I need by speedboat. I wouldn't have to worry about anything and I like the sound of that. Sign me up for a 100 year payment plan for one of these babies LOL!

If you want to see more photos, click HERE.

The Scratching Post: What's REALLY good in the "A?!"

Lance Gross will be in, "The Dirty" YET AGAIN, Saturday, April 24, 2010 hosting at the Geisha House. Dope venue for dinner, but I'm not too sure how the club scene works in there.

So is it just me or does it seem like Mr. Gross goes to Atlanta a LOT!

If you know what's up with the "A", you'll know why my heart just dropped and if you don't know what's up with the, "A" go and ask the ladies who reside there.

To make sure I wasn't trippin'...I had to dig up some of his past tweets. Yes it seems stalkerish, but I don't like making or giving an opinion of this nature without cold hard facts ESPECIALLY when it deals with this fine specimen.

So, the first time I knew Lance was in Atlanta, it was for "First Fridays" at the W Hotel. He would be there alongside Kenny Burns, Clinton Portis and Biz Markie on the ones and twos.

I got a hold of the video from the W and I must admit he was lookin' deelish, but after watching it again after all his "trips" it kinda makes me wonder...

First Friday Atlanta April 2010 Takes Over The W Midtown from Luther McElroy on Vimeo.

He was single in this video right? Where the girls at? I'm just saying...

Prior to hosting at the W, he posted that he will be, "directing a movie"...err...hosting at Vice in Atlanta.
Makes me wonder what kind of movie he had in mind to direct. The Mystery Van just pulled up and I think I see a feathered boa hanging out the the door...

And that's not all! Shortly after his hosting gig at the W, he was showing love to the "A" on his twitter page a couple of weeks after. Was he still there or did he go back? Hmm...

And finally he arrived fresh off the plan in Atlanta AGAIN, a couple of weeks later for this Saturday's event at the Geisha House. Is he from Atlanta? I thought he was from Oakland. Hmm...

But I'm not assuming anything...YET, just making an observation so I'm not surprised later (just in case). You know pussycats don't like to be startled. LOL!

I bet you do Lance...I bet you do...

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

The Daily Knead: COACHELLA '10

There were some GREAT performances I heard, but NONE compare to this:

Now THAT'S what I call ENTERTAINMENT! LOL!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Kitty Litter: Ciara's RIDE to Distruction!

Ciara premiered her new video, "Ride" featuring Ludacris. Now if you don't know, Ciara is an AMAZING dancer, but her moves in her new video reminds me of a Chippendale's stripper.

The song is basically about how she rides the pipe and how dudes dig it. I ain't mad at ya' Ciara, but I know you can do better:

So for whatever reason, I feel like R. Kelly could have wrote this song. I'm going to have to look that up. And another thing...what's the "trend" with bathing suits and fur coats in videos?! That's so 90's! Remember when Lil' Kim was doing that?


I'm just sayin'...

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne

Another moment of silence...

The bad news keeps coming today as Dorothy Height, a leading civil rights activist, died today at the age of 98.

Paving the way and blazing the trail alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and other civil right upholders, she will be forever remembered as a woman who stood up for equality and respect.

God has blessed us with this woman's strength and courage so I am sending my deepest condolences to the family of this phenomenal woman!

May you rest in peace!

XoXo,
Kitty Fyne